* how to land a jumbo,
* how to cook to impress the ladies
* cars to avoid on the freeway,
* superstars of philosophy
* how to cheat at cards
* what should be in your toolbox
* what cleaning you have to do around the house and what you don't
* how to ask for a raise
* how to apologize to a woman when you haven't done anything wrong
* how to grovel and beg for mercy so you don't get in trouble
* how to cook a gormet meal using canned peas, Morningstar bacon strips, and a bottle of ketchup
* how to go on a inexpensive date and get a return on your investment
* how to make your cheap car look more impressive with a paint roller and a can of latex wall paint
* how to apply makeup to accent your manly features
* how to cry, so you can make a woman think you are emotional and caring
* how to choose the right socks for any occasion
Well, you get the idea right? My problem is however that I still need to buy this book and I'm not sure if I'll be able to find it. It's too late to buy it online. If I won't be able to find it I'll have a huge problem.
The second birthday was yesterday. In this case I'm not only having a hard time in thinking of a suitable present but I'm not even sure if there'll be a birthday party! It's one of my best friends from my previous school (I switched highschool halfway through) who turned 18. Like most of my friends he has an unusual personality and it's really hard to think of something he'd appreciate.
The third birthday is the birthday of another friend turning 18 coming tuesday. I've been invited over for dinner on the sunday which is when she's celebrating with her family so I'll
The last birthday is my younger brothers birthday on the 3rd of februari. He'll turn 13 and I have no idea what to buy him. All he wants are video games and expensive stuff and no way I'm gonna give him that crap. Well... I like video games but I want to be a bit more creative you know? So that is a really hard one, what should I buy to drag him away from that console? I have a lot to think about. Wish me luck!
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